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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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batcii

people in fanfiction are so good at identifying v specific smells. I literally struggle to identify vanilla when I’m sniffing a candle labelled “VANILLA” how are these kids getting woodsmoke, rain, mint, and a whiff of byronic despair from a fuckin tshirt

archwrites

Once I read a fic where they were like “he tasted like” and I’m expecting the typical formula (1 cooking ingredient + 1 natural phenomenon + “something uniquely [character name]”) but instead they said “he tasted like mouth” and it was one of the greatest fic moments of my life

nicetobealive

click and drag to find out what your shitty fanfiction kiss tastes like

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*if ur on moble screenshot it

driftingglass

This. Is. The funniest thing. I’ve seen. In days. Always reblog. Always reblog. Oh my gooood.

Oh and I got Cherries, Thunder and Ambition from screenshotting this.
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TURN OF THE CENTURY CONTENT.

this just screams your energy actually BUT THAT IS INTENTIONAL I PRESUME BakuDeku Even With the Explosion This Was Significantly Less Murderous Than The Other Possibility I Love All of Your Audios and This is No Different It's Hilarious This Will Cure Anyone's Depression I Think I Can't Speak For Everyone But Personal Experience It's Working Pretty Damn Well Embrace the Puns Of Audio's Lord and Savior
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memyselfandmynonbinaryass

I don’t think Winry gets enough credit as a genius. Like, automail would need her to understand engineering, robotics, anatomy, and particularly how nervous systems work, and she’s technically a surgeon. She was already a regular helper at Pinako’s shop when she was 11. At 15, she walked into a town full of top automail experts and impressed all but one of them with a rush-order arm she’d made. Then, she took over one person’s shop so thoroughly, her customers won’t even let someone else make the outer casings. On top of that, she read medical books as a child and not only understood them, but retained enough of it to successfully deliver a baby years later even though that had nothing to do with her preferred field. And she didn’t have any help from the Truth.


Winry might not be an alchemist, but she’s a medical and engineering genius and somebody needs to tell her that right now.

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Hey folks! Here’s my first attempt at an audio in the TPN fandom! I am a sucker for angst, and what could be more angsty than Emma finding a letter from Norman right after he’s taken? :) 

Let me know what you think! I haven’t done an audio in a hot minute, and this was a ton of fun to record. Feel free to send me an ask with any script ideas, or if you want to hear any character do any kind of voice~~~

Script below the cutoff!


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driftingglass

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

*Screams.* 

Oh, my goodness. 

What a wonderful, wonderful, beautifully written and sweet audio. Friend, this is fantastic. The sound layering was so impressive at the end, to combine that effect of switching perspectives from Norman’s voice to Emma as she finishes reading. 

Loved that little story implemented here, with the game they were playing at only five years old. 

There are so much power and depth to the relationship between Emma and Norman because of those sacred moments we didn’t get to see in the anime (or read in the manga, I’m assuming) and to create an event that didn’t happen but still had such a profound and completely believable integration into the main storyline is no easy feat.

The voice acting here is, as usual, en pointe. The control and understanding of emotional fluctuations from one point to the next are solid, especially in the transition toward the end. I loved how you ended this, with Norman slowing down his pace, and sounding so frightened and determined with passion with those final words. 

We know him as such a resilient but too smart for his own good, often accepting the circumstances as they happen and resigning himself to a fate that he believes he can control. You captured that so well in this work, from beginning to end. 

The length of this is also understandable, considering the moment it happens in the story. There is no doubt in my mind that he would leave a letter like this to Emma, and the maturity of the character is so prevalent and echoes exactly what he’s like in the anime. 

Those little strengths in voice acting that are so important–emotional delivery, an understanding of the character, and the topic’s believability in a universe that isn’t your own creation–are high up the bar here. 

I can’t believe this is the first audio you’ve done in… ages? This feels like you’ve been practicing this consistently for weeks. I don’t understand how that’s possible, but the payoff here is an absolute joy. 

Norman’s words for Emma here are so precious, believable, and well-written. He’s an articulate character who is clearly a genius and way ahead of his time, so to see this emotional understanding in him makes complete sense. 

The fact he ends the letter with “forever yours” is so telling of him, and how that was performed, with the desperation and fear and hope in the voice… it fit together so seamlessly with everything else. 

I also can’t get over that story you made up. I already mentioned that, but it seems important. That felt so canonically true? Can we petition to make that a real thing? I think it should be a real thing. *Hosts petition*

Anyway.

The theme, idea and execution was so cohesive and well-written. 

I want to keep writing but I don’t have enough time to map down every thought that exists. This is beautifully written and recorded. 

I’m happy this moment didn’t exist in the anime/manga, so that you could have the inspiration and freedom to record it. 

(Please do more TPN audios everyone will die in the best way–)

Thank you so much for bringing this audio to life for the world to appreciate and listen. 

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ALSO YOU FOOLS WHO ARE READING THIS. REBLOG THIS. SCREAM ABOUT IT. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! TPN THE PROMISED NEVERLAND NORMA? NORMA MAYBE NOREMMA? NOREMMA NORMAN EMMA NORMAN X EMMA TPN: EMMA TPN: NORMAN RAY IS KIND OF THERE TOO BUT NOT REALLY REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG THIS REBLOG NOW I MEAN IT RIGHT NOW WHY ARE YOU WAITING IF YOU'RE STILL READING THIS YOU'RE NOT DOING IT RIGHT AUDIO WONDERFUL AUDIO AMAZING FANTASTIC VOICE ACTING VOICE ACTOR NOT MY WORK I REPEAT NOT MY WOOOOORK

To everyone who started that #NotMyAriel tag on social media after Disney’s announcement of Halle Bailey’s casting…

Shame on you. Shame, shame, SHAME on you. 

I’m ashamed to be associated as a species with any of you brainless wastes of space. Hope you feel happy for spreading such hatred and taking us so many steps backward.

You’re all the root of a very big problem. 

Take responsibility for your ignorance. 

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virgoassbitch

Unpopular opinion: I am never going to think a woman taking back her cheating man is a cute or inspirational love story

indigenousandangry

On that note I’m never going to think “dude who found the love of his life by cheating on his wife with a woman who absolutely knew he was married and fucked him anyways” is a cute or inspiration love story either.

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On that note, cheating makes you a piece of shit

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